Syrian Government Intelligence

His Excellency President Bashar al-Assad has ordered the Syrian Shu’bat al-Mukhabarat al-‘Askariyya (Military Intelligence Directorate) To assist the United States in gathering intelligence of PFUK. After deep investigation the Syrian Government and Intelligence Agencies have found not links between PFUK and Hezbollah. In fact, they Syrian Government has already deemed PFUK as a “copy-cat” terrorist organization that has directly ripped off logos and attempted to claim ties to Hezbollah in order to increase its influence. The Syrian Government realizes that PFUK in no way reflects the desires of the Honorable Kim Jong-un of North Korea. This statement has been made to reassure all international governments that after extensive investigation the Syrian Government has discovered that Hezbollah has no connection in anyway with PFUK.