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From: Arab League Representative Calderon

Common Enemy

We have a common enemy: Israel.

If you turn all your attention to fighting Israel for the moment, I can ensure the Syrian and Iraqi governments will “temporarily halt their operations,” I can also guarantee similar cooperation from Iran. The only airstrikes you will need to worry about will be the Westerners, and we will deal with them later.

If you agree to this, I will double my funding to you. We must work together to eliminate the Zionist threat.


Allah Akbar

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