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Zimbabwean military have seize power. From our sources, it seemed that the military have taken power in Zimbabwe. Stand by for more information.

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Al-Shabaab militants have carried out a suicide bombing in the Somalia capital Mogadishu. From our sources in Mogadishu, we have learned that the explosion have inflicted many causalities, including twentieth government officials. Stand by for more information.     

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Are you worried about the coming nuclear apocalypse? Make your survival shelter feel like a home with these beautiful Moroccan Rugs! Buy 2 get 1 Free!

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What is your government’s position on Iran acquiring nuclear weapons? Has your position changed since signing the JCPOA?

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Washington   Earlier this week the White House screened the comedy The Interview, directed by Seth Rogen. Released in 2014, this film is infamous for portraying the assassination of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. Sources who attended the event say the President was heard saying that Netflix may have to recategorize the film as a Read More

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The U.S. is willing to help finance the purchase of the intercepted nuclear weapons by the EU. Name your price.

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Hezbollah has chemical weapons, might want to check in on that

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Hey would you be in to steal the nuclear weapon from Iran with the help of Hezbollah and the Pirates? If we give them more funding than iran (which widzer said we could) then this could be good.

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BREAKING NEWS: ISIS suicide bomber has killed a dozen in Tel Aviv.

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Hundreds of refugees are being airlifted from Syria to Grozny, Chechnya. Russia is graciously accepting refugee women and children to be taken into the country as well as keeping an eye on any refugees that may have committed any crimes before coming into the country.   http://tass.com/world/975417

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Israel gave the European Union money to protect the Icelandians

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We need to cooperate to find out why North Korea is doing this.

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Hey… Fuck you, lets throw down

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Who is smuggling you this air defense system?

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Yo we need to issue a denial

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This just in: 50% off rugs  

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